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Um polícia do 112 atendeu o telefone e foi anotando o pedido de socorro:
-POR FAVOR, MANDEM ALGUÉM URGENTE, ENTROU UM GATO AQUI EM CASA!!!!
-Mas como assim, um gato em Casa???...
- UM GATO!!! ELE INVADIU A MINHA CASA E ESTÁ A CAMINHAR NA MINHA DIRECÇÃO!!!
-Mas como assim? Você quer dizer um ladrão?
- NÃO FODA-SE! ESTOU A FALAR DE UM GATO MESMO, DESSES QUE FAZEM MIAU, CARALHO!!!!
-Mas o que tem de mais um gato ir na sua direcção?
- ELE VAI-ME MATAR, PUTA QUE VOS PARIU!!! E VOCÊS SERÃO OS CULPADOS!!!
-Quem está a falar!!!????
-O PAPAGAIO, CARALHO!!!!!!
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posted by Mil at 13:19
65 Comments:
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